This is probably the best line I’ve read in quite some time:

[Larry King] wrote one tweet that was almost like a whole Lydia Davis short story: “Irwin is a guy who comes to breakfast on occasion, and asks real questions that make us laugh. He is a retired businessman.”

– Jack Pendarvis, “Larry King and Lady Gaga Are the Same! And other signs of the coming apocalypse.” The Oxford American, No. 70, The Future Issue.

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