either way you look at it, God must be on vacation

My friend and former coworker Casey, who is now a law student at UT, is spending his summer working with the Texas ACLU. Given that we’re both stuck in front of a computer all day at work during summer, we’ve been trading e-mails to pass the time. Here’s our latest exchange:

From: Casey
Sent: Tuesday, June 14, 2005 11:21 AM
To: William
Subject: oh dear lord…

save us from ourselves: http://www.vbuttons.com/marriagealliance/index.php

From: William
Sent: Tuesday, June 14, 2005 11:28 AM
To: Casey
Subject: RE: oh dear lord…

Or just kill us all and start over.

You gotta wonder why god is described as destroying cities/towns/the world (the flood) so many times in the bible to save it from becoming too wicked but hasn’t lifted a finger to stop the republicans from messing everything up.

From: Casey
Sent: Tuesday, June 14, 2005 11:30 AM
To: William Subject:
RE: oh dear lord…

and the republicans have to be wondering the same thing – only, why hasnt God lifted a finger to help them rid the world of homosexuals, communists and negroes.

From: William
Sent: Tuesday, June 14, 2005 11:39 AM
To: Casey Subject:
RE: oh dear lord…

Exactly! So someone (god) has definitely been slacking.

‘Course, maybe we don’t need a divinely inspired flood or earthquake. We’ll just all get rid of one another the slow, old-fashioned way. It’s God’s plan.

From: Casey
To: William
RE: oh dear lord…

Sounds like a good blog entry for you my man…title: “Either way you look at it, God must be on vacation”

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